He was attacking a rubbish bin in an urban carpark miles from the ocean, and was subsequently chased off by three strutting peacocks. Lord knows where they came from. But I forgot my memory card, so instead I offer you some flowers on my deck. From a year ago.
I also forgot to pick up white paint, and the blank cards I was going to draw Christmas type pictures on, the stamps I need to send a late birthday card, washing liquid, every single library book waiting for me on the hold shelf, and something for dinner. Well, less 'forgot' and more 'ignored'.
I did not forget to eat the last two cream biscuits in the pantry. One has one's priorities.