Just 41 sleeps away! Or 40, I haven't counted, maybe 42. Short story, Christmas.
I made these gift tags as a procraftinatory exercise this evening, to avoid reading One More Thing on aging masculinites and viagra, an academic study I am getting paid to research. Christmas presents are a far more interesting topic on which to dwell, I've bought about a third of mine already, don't tell my children. And my wrapping paper is plain white on which I will plonk one of these mediocre but colourful adorable gift tags, after I print them out on sticker paper. Maybe use green ribbons, these are important considerations. If you click on this link, it will take you to a PDF version you can download and print out too, because who doesn't want an owl and a christmas snowflake stuck all over their presents? EXACTLY. Just don't sell them or take credit for them, because, you know, those millions and that fame ARE MINE.
In other news, good night.